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Sunday, January 15, 2006

k-ho is my name...

In the spirit of being a good ho I thought I had better play along when I found this on ColaGrl's site.

Your Stipper Song Is

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.

What Song Should You Strip To?

I've never heard this song but it sounds like it might require me to migrate to the bad ho category. I'll have to let the judges decide. '-)

6 Comments:

At 1/15/2006 01:16:00 PM, Jenorama said...: Maybe you should download the song...
At 1/15/2006 03:06:00 PM, meeta said...: HAHHAHAHAHA my song was Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang. I laugh because its what I tend to work out to. Oh man...that was great.
At 1/15/2006 06:50:00 PM, keith721 said...: Nope, I don't think that song is you at all.
At 1/16/2006 08:36:00 AM, john said...: "it might require me to migrate to the bad ho category". You say that like it's a bad thing!
At 1/16/2006 03:54:00 PM, Shelly said...: Oh. My. God.

You've never heard "Closer"?

NIN is my favorite - Downward Spiral is the *best*. If you want me to send it to you, I will. You simply must hear at least this song (which actually got radio time, but is by far *not* the best on the album - I personally prefer "Reptile")

Crap - I'm just gonna send you both songs. (Don't listen when the kids are around.)
At 1/17/2006 10:26:00 AM, Sp00kalot said...: Ah. You must have went with the red g-string. My black one got me swinging the pole to Depeche Mode. Whats up with that? Yeah. Rock on.

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