Everything on this site falls in one of the following categories:
1. True
2. Sort of true
3. Partly true
4. True as I see it
5. Truely exaggerated
6. As far from the truth as you can possibly get
I think in the writing world it's called Fiction and Nonfiction.
Whatever you call it, I call it opinion and freedom of speech and you
can take it or leave it. You have the right to remain silent or you
can SHOUT OUT or email me directly or EXIT your browser immediately
and never come back.
If you read something and you think it's about you, maybe it is,
maybe it isn't. Chance's are it isn't or I'd mention your name.
Don't get a big head over it. The world doesn't revolve around you.
This isn't Planet YOU nor is it
allaboutyouand -
onlyyoubecause -
youareso -
frigginexciting -
Icanbarelystandyou.com .
I don't imagine anything truly juicy or offensive ever getting
posted here but if it does, deal with it and move on.
If you know me and you happen to stumble across this blog: welcome to Kazoofus. If this site were meant to be a big giant secret I wouldnt have my name plastered all over it. If you are out there and I know you...its ok. Really.
